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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:49

No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Zika Virus Is Back After 6 Years in One of the Most Popular U.S. Tourist Destinations - AOL.com
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are the potential side effects of combining Clonazepam and Propranolol?
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Celebrity breast cancer announcements highlight rising rates in young women - NBC News
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Season ends for Husker baseball with historic loss to Oklahoma - KETV
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
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Do you like wearing short skirts?
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids