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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Zika Virus Is Back After 6 Years in One of the Most Popular U.S. Tourist Destinations - AOL.com

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are the potential side effects of combining Clonazepam and Propranolol?

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Celebrity breast cancer announcements highlight rising rates in young women - NBC News

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Season ends for Husker baseball with historic loss to Oklahoma - KETV

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How viral 'limitless pill' affects the brain after doctors issue major warning over substance used by celebrities - LADbible

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Do you like wearing short skirts?

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids